KIDS AND RELIGION

A LITTLE BOY WAS OVERHEARD PRAYING: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t
worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”

A SUNDAY ACHOOL TEACHER asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service. “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping”

ONE LITTLE BOY, under the tutelage of his grandmother was becoming quite knowledgeable about the bible. Then one day he asked, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus ? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?”

A SMALL BOY WAS LOOKING through the old family bible when something fell out. He picked it up and studied it for a minute. It was a leaf from a tree which had been pressed between the pages.
“Mama, look what I found” he called out. “What have you got there, Dear ?” his mother asked.
He slowly answered, “I think it’s Adam’s suit.”

A THREE YEAR OLD GIRL and her Father were discussing what the clouds might look like. They saw a tree, a snowman, and a horse. Then the father said, “Look, there is a dragon in the sky.” The little girl jumps up and starts shouting, “Run Jesus! Run!”