ACTUAL BLOOPERS IN CHURCH BULLETINS

1. The Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals.
2. The Sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
3. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring you husbands.
4. Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
5. Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
6. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
7. Next Thursday will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
8. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.