(These are true answers from kids to tricky questions.)
Q) What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common.
A) Unusual names.

Q) Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
A) Learning to speak Latin.

Q) Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic.
A) Two polar bears and four seals.

Q) Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A) At the bottom.

Q) What happens during puberty to a boy?
A) He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery.

Q) Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A) You might walk into it.

Q) What is a vibration?
A) There are good vibration and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.

Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks: ”Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?” Leroy replies: “Preacher, I need you to be praying for my hearing”. The preacher puts one finger in Leroy’s ear, and places the other hand on top of Leroy’s head, lifts his eyes and head to the heavens and prays and prays and prays. After a few minutes, The preacher removes his hands, stands back and asked Leroy: “Leroy how is you hearing now?” Leroy says, “I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t til next Wednesday.”