A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL’S FIFTH GRADE ASSIGNMENTS

(A fifth Grade teacher asked her students to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some 20 ways to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results.

God is like BAYER ASPIRIN. He works miracles.
God is like COKE. He’s the real thing.
God is like HALLMARK CARDS. He cares enough to send the very best.
God is like SCOTCH TAPE. You can’t see Him, but you know He’s there.
God is like SEARS. You’re in good hands with Him.
God is like DIAL SOAP. Aren’t you glad you have Him? Don’t you wish everybody did ?
God is like FORD. He’s got a better idea.
God is like TIDE. He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC. He brings good things to life.
God is like SEARS. He has everything.
God is like ALKA-SELTZER. Try Him, you’ll like Him.
God is like DELTA. He’s ready when you are.
God is like MAXWELL HOUSE. Good to the very last drop.
God is like BOUNTY. He is the quicker picker upper, can handle tough jobs, and He won’t fall apart on you.

Little Larry’s Kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes” said the policeman, “ The detectives want very bad to capture him.” Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture.

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, Mommy?” he asked. ‘To make myself beautiful’ said his mother. After a few minutes she began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What’s the matter are you giving up?’ asked Larry.