CHURCH SIGNS

“THE PARTY IN HELL IS CANCELED DUE TO THE FIRE”
“YOU GIVE GOD THE CREDIT, NOW GIVE GOD THE CASH”
“WHEN LOOKING FOR FAULTS USE A MIRROR, NOT A TELESCOPE “:
“TODAY’S HEAVENLY FORECAST, YOU WON’T BURN IN THE SON”
“FEELING UGLY? COME IN FOR A FAITH LEFT”
“HE WHO WALKS WITH GOD WILL NEVER BE LATE FOR SPIRITUAL MEALS”
“LIFE STINKS ! WE HAVE A PEW FOR YOU”
“IF YOU LOVE JESUS, LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR! ANYONE CAN HONK”
“ A WISE MAN NEVER PLANTS MORE GARDEN THAN HIS WIFE CAN HOE”
“FORBIDDEN FRUIT CREATES MANY JAMS”
“DUSTY BIBLES LEAD TO DIRTY LIVES”
“IF GOD IS YOUR CO-PILOT, SWAP SEATS”