SMILE A WHILE

“Where is my Sunday Paper?” The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded. “Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.” There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ….. “Well God Bless them, that explains why no one was at church today either.”

Saw a sign that read: “HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS --- TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM.”