SMILE

A woman was trying very hard to get the ketchup out of a bottle. During her struggles the phone rang so she asked her 4 year old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. ‘ I’m just wasting my time,’ she said to her mother. ‘ I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!’