(WHY GOD MADE MOMS: answers given by 2nd grade school children)

Q. Why did God make mothers?
A. Mostly to clean the house

Q. How did God make mothers?
A. God made my mom just like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

Q. What ingredients are mothers made of?
A. He used angel hair and things nice and one dad of mean.

Q. What kind of girl was your mom?
A. I don’t know but my guess is she was pretty bossy.

Q. Why did your mom marry your dad?
A. My grandma says mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Q. Who’s the boss at your house?
A. Mom. You can tell at room inspection. She sees stuff under the bed.

Q. What is the difference between mom and dad?
A. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.