(Written by kids 7 to 10 years old)

You got to find somebody who like the same stuff you like. If you like sports, she should like it too and keep the chips and dips coming.

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.  God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

You can tell if two people are married based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

Q. What should people do on a date?
A. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.  Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

Q. When is it okay to kiss someone?
A.  When they are rich.

Q.  Is it better to be single or married?
A. It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.