JUST A LITTLE HUMOR


 DIFFICULT  QUESTIONS  WITH  SILLY  ANSWERS


Q. In which battle did Nepoleon Die?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page.

Q. What is the main reason for divorce?
A.  Marriage.

Q.  What is the main reason for student failures?
A.  Exams.

Q.  If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
A.  It will simply become wet.

Q.  How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
A.  He sleeps at night.

Q.  How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it.
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.



SIGNS AROUND THE WORLD

( road sign)
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER THE ROAD IS IMPASSABLE

(restaurant sign)
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS

(cemetery sign)
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

(Swiss restaurant sign)
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR

(Doctor’s sign)
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES

(Norway lounge)
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR