(Just about husbands and wives)
Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say --- talk in your sleep.
At a party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing you wedding ring on the wrong finger?
The other woman answers, “Yes I am. I married the wrong man.”
You have two choices in life; stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
First guy says, “My wife’s an angel !” Second guy remarks, “you’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
A little boy asked his father, ”How much does it cost to get married?”
Dad’s reply, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”