A distraught senior citizen phones her doctor’s office.  “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked “NO REFILLS.”

Inside me lives a skinny man trying to get out, but I can usually shut him up with ice cream and cookies
Always remember, a smile adds face value.