LAUGHING MATTERS

A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'   He answered, 'Call for backup.'

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.