A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet aren’t empty.”

I asked a Phlebotomist out for a date ... she said I wasn't her type!

Lose 1 pound in 10 minutes.  Donate blood on June 7th at the Irving Mall.  Next to Los Lupes, Noon - 6:00
Benefitting the Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children