One day a Past Master and the newest Entered Apprentice go golfing. The EA is really good and Past Master is giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way. The Past Master says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree."
So, the Entered Apprentice hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not too far from where it started.
"Of course," added the Past Master, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I'll hang around