I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.