AT THE DENTIST

Junior said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry.  I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go deer hunting, so forget about the anesthetic.  I don’t have time for the gums to get numb.  I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it.  The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”  So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?”  Junior turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth honey and show him.